Oh, motherhood, you’re a magical ride,
Where sleep’s a luxury long denied.
I used to be cool, a wild, free soul,
Now I can’t pee alone—ah, that’s my goal!I once wore clothes without spit or stains,
Now “chic” means wearing last night’s remains.
I can rock a baby while sipping my tea,
But why, oh why, can’t they nap till three?Laundry’s my nemesis, dishes my foe,
Cleaning up glitter—it’s the worst, you know!
Snack time’s a battle, socks go astray,
How’d crumbs find their way into my bra today?Yet here I am, messy and true,
Loving each giggle, each boo-boo too.
For every tantrum, there’s a kiss that’s sweet—
And sticky hugs make it all complete.Motherhood, oh, you’re wild and weird,
I laugh, I cry, but mostly I’m cheered.
For chaos and love, and moments so bright,
Here’s to the moms who just get it right!
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